Monday Funny Status Messages

   Monday's should start at Noon because I can't get motivated to do anything till at least 12:30 or so on Monday's as it is.

   There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday - Friday.

   If Friday ever came up missing... than more than likely Monday had something to do with it!

   Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... "Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."

   Monday came in like a lion and went out like a little b!tch.

   Monday must be male. It always comes too fast.

   The day after Easter should be known as Egg Salad Monday.

   On Sunday nights, if you listen closely,,, you can hear Monday taunting you with the "Jaws" theme.

   Looking forward to Egg Salad Monday.

   I would like to thanks Jesus for a Monday I did not have to experience this week.

   Anything with Friday in it can't be all bad. Now Monday the 13th, that's another story.

   I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be.

   Jury duty on Monday...That in itself is a joke.

   Tomorrow..no lawns will be manicured due to Cinco_de Mayo...not on Sunday or Monday..or rest of the week either...Sorry folks too much Tequila and beer combos.

   ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   sooo glad tomorrow is Monday!!! (crickets chirping)...what?...

   The one good thing about Monday morning, It's the farthest from next Monday you're going to be.

   I wish Monday was a figment of my imagination.

   Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'

   I have Monday phobia ima shut my eyes and when I open them please be Thursday :-)