Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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They just put in a ban of trick or treaters 25 years of age or older... looks like my halloween plans are now changing
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10-26-2010 19:55
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how do you know you are at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like $h!t
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10-26-2010 20:05
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R.I.P. To my seamonkey Oscar~10-20-84 to 10-26-84. You are missed!

Possible slogan for inferior Tampon Co. "We're not number one, but we're still up there!".

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction? Boneless chicken

thinking about trick or treating at the local brothel this Sunday. That way I can have both and don't have to choose.
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10-26-2010 20:24
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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
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10-26-2010 20:54
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Anybody wanna come and drink dinner with me?
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10-26-2010 21:17 by Aaron
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Sometimes, the problem is your underwear.
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10-26-2010 21:22 by Hot Tea
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maybe Lebron left his talents in South Beach.
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10-26-2010 21:29 by L
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Sometimes, it's not so easy being Fearless Leader.
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10-26-2010 21:32 by Steve OH
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the Chairman for the Frostbite Falls Society of Wildlife Conversation. Well, somebody's gonna have to start talking about these things.
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10-26-2010 21:37 by Steve OH
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just getting jiggy with it!
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10-26-2010 21:40 by Steve OH
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Wonders if a cow from china would understand a cow from the US or do they moo different languages?
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10-26-2010 21:56 by @seddy90
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All this 'get on my level' $hit seriously... get ya head out ya a$$, no one cares about your make believe levels of life.

We already won, we already won, we get Lebron James, it's already done...NOT.
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10-26-2010 22:24 by Jay
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Life is a journey, with plenty of stops at the liquor store to make it bearable.
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10-26-2010 22:54 by Aaron
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Dear Tummy , sorry for all the butterflies . Dear Pillow , sorry for all the tears . Dear Heart , sorry for all the damage . Dear Brain , you were right .
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10-26-2010 22:55
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watched several people 'ducking' while running through the rain tonight ... does that really help?
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10-26-2010 23:11
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Okay so who really has the boardwalk piece from McDonalds??
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10-27-2010 00:02
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