trump Funny Status Messages

   Why are all these liberals only going to move to Canada if Trump gets elected? What's wrong with Mexico?

   There's so many pictures of trump thrusting an index finger at me in my timeline, I'm starting to feel violated and a little horny.

   Perhaps Donald Trump should educated all the uneducated people he continually thanks by giving them all scholarships to attend Trump University.

   Seems the same people saying Trump is a bad choice, is the same people who said Obama was a good choice.

   As a parting gift, Trump should give all Americans moving to Canada a bottle of Trump vodka.

   All these fools comparing Trump to Hitler. Trump never had people killed... Hillary Clinton did.

   Some people seem to like Trump. Others like Hillary, or Bernie. Just be happy you live somewhere that you have a choice, just don't waste it...

   Donald Trump's first name is Rafael Trump. Let that sink in.

   Question -- Should we either Heil Trump or burn crosses wearing white sheets in honor of Trump? Looking for a fun Thursday night activity.

   Trump, Cruz, and Rubio are the champions of unintelligable yelling. Sixth graders can debate better than these three clowns.

   If you're friends aren't making fun of you, they aren't really Trump supporters.

   If your friends aren't making fun of you, they aren't really true Trump supporters.

   Trump: I love making people who already hate me hate me more.

   ...... Liberals are obviously Latinophobes .... Ever notice how Liberal/Progressives say they are moving to Canada if Trump gets elected and never Mexico?

   Can we vote Justin Trudeau as President of the United States?? He's more of a celebrity than Trump is.

   Hmmm, I really would like to see some of you get punched in the nose at a Trump ralley

   If Caitlyn Jenner can win woman of the year I see no reason why Donald Trump's hair can't win the Westminister Kennel Club Dog Show.

   Ben Carson endorses Donald Trump after receiving a sign from God. This election year is a gift horse that keeps on giving.

   Chicago built a wall to keep Donald Trump out. lol

   Ben Carson endorsing Donald Trump is like Ambien endorsing Cyanide.