nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   attention!! there is a football team in the Dallas /Fort worth area, runs Bad, cant do reverse, have not found title in years. if intrested, pls contact owner who walk the side lines of Billion dollar house . no calls after regular season!

   heard there is a new youth football league being formed... It's gonna be called Sandusky League.... Some full contact but mostly two hand touch !!!!

   A Priest a Rabbi and a Penn State Football Coach walk into a bar....

   You know the NCAA won't punish the Penn St. football program unless Sandusky gave his victim's dad a free car.

   Penn State located in Happy Valley and they play football in Beaver Stadium....I so did not see this SEX Scandal coming.

   I have a very busy Sunday planned today......Watching football and Nascar while converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. ツ

   No NBA this year?! Great! I don't like watching overpaid athletes in baggy shorts run up and down a basketball court anyway. I'd rather watch overpaid athletes in tight pants run up and down a football field or around a diamond.

   Maybe because she is watching more football, but I am starting to like it when she stops, calls for a measurement then goes for it.....

   ready for a football, family, food, and farts...Happy Thanksgiving!

   Native American ghosts spend Thanksgiving Day at backyard football games, tearing 40 y.o. white dudes achilles tendons.

   Barney Frank is retiring from Congress to coach football at Penn State....

   If you're a female, I can understand if you don't watch football, if you're a man, you have an obligation to your why chromosome.

   watching football its like watching monkeys chasing a banana

   Madonna picked to sing at superbowl halftime, cause if its one thing guys like is an old woman singing lame songs they hated the first time they heard them 30 years ago

   Spike the football, hang on the goal post, hump the wind, do the funky chicken, get in ur opponents face & gloat but for God's sake don't pray on a football field, that;s inappropriate. I say do ur thang Tebow. Maybe the Colts need to do a little Tebowing

   I'd imagine that hitting the showers had a whole new meaning for the Penn State football team.

   Just got back from my high school Football coach's funeral. I leaned over the casket and whispered "YOU walk it off".

   Why do women even try to talk about football? Do you see guys in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies?

   I don't know who makes more idle threats: Iran threatening the U.S. Navy in the Persian Gulf or Rex Ryan of the Jets threatening to win a Superbowl every year?

   a busy day of laying on the couch while snacking and watching football ahead.