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Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. 
Best part of my life is chocolate ice cream
In life, success is determined by the amount of sh!t you can take
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!
SHOPPERS: Bored with writing lists for that weekly shop? Simply find discarded lists in trolleys/baskets, and use them! Its spiced up my life.....
"The greatest ironies of life: having the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out that you love someone after that person walks out of your sight ...."
If the meaning of life is the greatest mystery of all, why don't we put Matlock on the case? You know what I'm talking about…AWWW YEAH
its better to loved and lost then to live with the psycho for the rest of your life.
Life was much simpler when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
thinks that when NASA conducts their search for "itelligent life" in the universe, they should first start with Earth.
Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!
Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you'll feed him for life. Give a octopus nunchuks and nobody's going to bother those fish again.
the best things in life are free *just pay shipping & handling*
The alphabet is a lot like life, except in life we don't like to mention our X's
when your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch.
Hav finally finished my 40,000 piece Jigsaw, it reads- " Get a life you sad F**k "
wonders if you ever wished your life had a System Restore... or maybe even just a Back Button?
high on life... dont worry. its just cereal. and its still legal :)
Enjoy life and don't think about it. There's nothing we can do but have fun with what time we have.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. [Search Results] [View All Messages]
