love Funny Status Messages

   You chose tragic love story I choose avoiding preventable tragedies

   I love you, but I'm not in "change my relationship status on FB" love with you

   They say love is more important than money. B!tch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!

   It's not true love until they offer to get decapitated, cooked and eaten by you.

   if you want to make me nervous, tell me that you love me.

   I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: "WOW I cant believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!"...

   Her: Do You know how much I love you? Me: how much? Her: This much *spreads legs*

   I love it when you push my buttons, baby. But touch my car radio presets and I'll have to push you into oncoming traffic.

   I love morning sex....... Ok I love it anytime.

   so youre looking for a good guy who will love and respect you, but yet you post half naked pics on your fb? why thats. .thats brilliant!

   If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it's that the love of your life is someone you've never actually met.

   I love wanking in the shower but I've been told that if I do it again, they're gonna revoke my gym membership.

   I wish I loved anything as much as people in yogurt commercials love eating yogurt.

   Do what you love, but run like hell as soon as you hear the sirens.

   Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you.

   It's really very simple; I will love you unconditionally as long as you just do everything I say.

   As of today, I've been married to my best friend for 10 amazing years. Love you, sweetie! Is she gone? OMG, you guys, I'm being smothered.

   Oh, the things I do for love...like lie to the police concerning my whereabouts the night of August 4th...

   Being in love is the smartest way of being stupid.

   I love when you go to get a massage and they ask you where it hurts and you start crying cause it's your entire existence.