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Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not a flow chart?
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08-07-2014 13:37 by
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I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says "Text Me"
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08-07-2014 13:38 by
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Sorry I can't go out tonight, I can't find anyone to cover my Facebook shift.
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08-08-2014 01:18 by
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She said there's no difference between turkey bacon and regular bacon, and now I'm supposed to just "forget about it"?
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08-08-2014 01:38 by
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So you'd like to know what I do for a living? So would I.
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08-08-2014 15:12 by
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Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something.
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08-10-2014 13:00 by
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Somewhere the socks and Tupperware lids are throwing a hell of a party.
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08-13-2014 01:26 by
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I just wanna be the reason your therapist can afford to buy a Mercedes
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08-13-2014 01:33 by
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There is just so much for me not to care about.
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08-16-2014 05:44 by
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I can't wait to find my soul mate so I can start sleeping on the couch.
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08-16-2014 15:38 by
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Marriage licenses must be reviewed and renewed yearly.
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08-17-2014 09:44 by
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I eat a whole pizza before I go to the gym, because a good workout begins with low self-esteem.
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08-17-2014 09:52 by
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Not to brag, but I can cure a woman of having feelings for me in five minutes flat.
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08-17-2014 10:54 by
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I knew we would be the best of friends when you said drinks are on you
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08-17-2014 12:57 by
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I like my organic farm-raised eggs like I like my action movies: Cage free.
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08-20-2014 01:39 by
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Well well well if it isn't the bills I keep throwing away.
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08-20-2014 01:41 by
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People who go to the store and buy the single roll of toilet paper must not have an optimistic view of their life expectancy.
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08-20-2014 01:47 by
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If there's no chance it can give me a heart attack then I'm not interested in eating it.
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08-20-2014 02:33 by
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I might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery the odds are about the same
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08-20-2014 02:34 by
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You had me at "Do Not Resuscitate"
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08-20-2014 13:49 by
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