Monday Funny Status Messages

   I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.

   Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.

   in the famous words of Pepe Le Pew "Le Monday, you le suck!"

   ESPN's Ron Jaworski just apologized for saying "sh*t" live on the air during Monday Night Football. Which just goes to prove that 90% of sportscasters don't notice to all the dumb krap that comes outta there own mouths anyway.

   There's no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday...

   It's the beginning of the drinken! (thirsty Thursday, effed up Friday, sh!tfaced Saturday, sure why not it's Sunday,) maybe Monday, try not Tuesday and WTF I already drank all week Wednesday. Repeat.

   "Monday" like Jerry Seinfeld says "Newman!"

   Had a great weekend, now Monday just like always comes and steps in and ruins it

   Good morning Friday...tell your pal Monday he needs to come around here tomorrow so all my friends can get back to work so they don't forget how great it is to work for a living.

   I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.

   If Monday had a gender it would be female... they are always a b!tch. If they were easy, it'd be a slut.

   The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)

   Sooo.. In between Mundane Monday.. And Whip'em Out Wednesday.. I now proclaim today as.."Touch ur Toes Tuesday!" Because people are just so eager to F*ck you every chance they can get!

   If we all band together and don't show up for work tomorrow, we could put an end to this 'wake up on Monday' nonsense once and for all. Spread the word.

   WARNING: If you forget Daylight Savings Time ends this weekend, you may come in early and inadvertently make Monday an hour longer.

   Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. ( MONDAY )

   In life everything has a Yin & a Yang. Without demoralizing Monday mornings, there would be no debaucherous Friday nights.

   Warning. Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night on Saturday does not prevent Sunday. There is no cure.

   Monday morning is a slap in the face to wake us up from our weekend daydream.

   Happy Cyber Monday!! A/S/L?