Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   He didn’t back down on anything. 70+ countries have reached out to negotiate trade deals, which is exactly what he wanted. Those countries have had tariffs limited to only 10% for 90 days pending a negotiation.

   Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. You're actually still defending him! You people really are f*cking nuts.

   I think I figured it out. F*GA just love getting f*cked up the ass. They love it. Just bent over those barrels screaming "give it to me harder daddy".

   Man, those pesky facts making the 'crats' heads hurt. But keep trying. I'm entertained by your abject moronicism.

   Did you know that 1 out of 3 F*GA supporters are as stupid as the other 2? 😂

   Here's a fact 🤡 he and his buddies made a fortune through insider trading which is now going to be meticulously investigated. You didn't make a penny lmao

   "When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." Cotton Haired F*cktrumpet Clown Apr

   "When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." The Absolute Ret*rd Apr 07, 2025

   "When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." Maggots Hero Apr 07, 2025

   "When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular." Putins B*tch Apr 07, 2025

   Ex-Trump fan here. He's been manipulating the stock market and its obvious this is insider trading. I wouldnt never vote it for her but if I've known this was going to happen the last three months I would have never voted for him. This is all making me si

   Man this guy can't have any friends. Hell, I wish he lived near by just so I could put a knot on his head

   S&P 500 best day since 2008, and Trump doesn't know what he's doing??? Go away, 'crat puppet.

   If Trump's critics are so skilled in finance, economics, science, negotiations, data analysis, and removing government waste, why are they also whining over struggling to find a job?

   This is a literal cry baby site.

   can we be funny again please

   I give it a week until someone starts selling dire-doodle puppies.

   Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Donald Trump has the cojones to break that cycle of absurdity.

   We were funny?

   How great is this? Amazon Cancels Orders From China After Steep Tariffs, Plans $15B U.S. Expansion