Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   con по сути теперь мы владеем тобой

   Whoever named it Parmesan cheese and not spaghetti confetti missed a great opportunity.

   I'll take the raving le*ticle poster any day over that GaryKoenig imbecile who posts played out jokes from eons ago. Unoriginal asshole.

   Like I said before: Newsflash, I'm not going anywhere. In fact, the more ignorant you get, the stronger I get. So it doesn't do you any good to keep trying to attack me.

   You can walk around Walmart and eat grapes and nobody bothers you, but as soon as you eat a rotisserie chicken, here comes security.

   That moment when you realize that 1935 - 1980 is as far as 1980 -2025

   I wonder what my toothpaste meant by 'extra sensitive.' Turns out it doesn't like when I use other toothpastes.

   I am content to see the end of what was the empire called the US of A. Every empire comes to an end, typically at the hands of the insane from within. The US of A had its time. It's now time to end it.

   My wife told me that women are better at multitasking than men. So I asked her to sit down and be quiet. She couldn't do either.

   GaryKoenig's ignorance is surpassed only by his ability to not come up with anything original. Thievery at its most intrinsic level

   27% approval rating! The party is on life support lmao.

   Have free Top Secret Classified Briefings & War Plans texted directly to your phone Call: 1-800-DUI-HIRE

   Walmart has their Gillette razors under more security than Pete Hegseth’s war plans.

   On the bright side, at least Canada & Greenland will know when the country of idiots plan to invade them 🤣

   If you miss a payment on a Tesla it can just drive itself back to the dealership

   🇩🇪Marked safe from receiving confidential War Plans by rep#blican idiots who don't understand security today.

   Maybe the tubby no-life loooooser who lives in his parents basement and continually makes fun of GaryKoenig's status updates, should come up something original of their own. Instead of just attacking other people. You annonymous dumbf*ck.

   Exactly! The more they try to come at me, the stronger I get and the harder I laugh at them.

   Alex Wong, the Chinese Deputy National Security Advisor appointed by President Trump, who is at the center of the Signalgate scandal, is married to U.S. Attorney Candice Chiu Wong, a Chinese Woman who was one of the key attorneys involved in PROSECUTING J

   ...U.S. Attorney Candice Chiu Wong (appointed by Hussein Obama), a Chinese Woman who was one of the key attorneys involved in PROSECUTING J