Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   GaryKoenig needs to seriously go f**k himself

   Dman is a tranny

   Dman is a Dbag

   Dman does his father's asshole.

   Newsflash to all the haters out there trying to hate on me: I'm not going anywhere!

   It's so strange to think before Facebook, all this nonsense just stayed in people's heads.

   Zelensky was the only person sitting in that Oval office not wearing make up LMAO

   JD Vance looks like a pedophile Care-Bear.

   "TRUMP WAS HANDED AN AWESOME ECONOMY. THE BEST, BY FAR, POST-COVID ECONOMY OF ANY INDUSTRIALIZED NATION. HE WAS HANDED AN ECONOMY WITH EMPLOYMENT WAY UP, CONSUMER SPENDING WAY UP, THE MARKETS WAY UP, AND INFLATION WAY DOWN. And in seven weeks ruined i

   TRUMP WAS HANDED AN AWESOME ECONOMY. THE BEST, BY FAR, POST-COVID ECONOMY OF ANY INDUSTRIALIZED NATION. HE WAS HANDED AN ECONOMY WITH EMPLOYMENT WAY UP, CONSUMER SPENDING WAY UP, THE MARKETS WAY UP, AND INFLATION WAY DOWN. AND NOW IT'S RUINED. OH WELL.

   Don't quote me on this, but I would not be surprised if Trump and Putin have shared a sexual encounter in the past. Even just a mutual hand job. It's so obvious.

   I'M GOING TO NEED ELON MUSK TO SEND ME A LIST OF FIVE REASONS WHY HIS PATHETIC ROCKET FAILED FOR THE 8TH TIME

   Look at all the pitiful haters out there making gay jokes about me as though it were some sort of insult. I thought you supported gay rights? But now it's supposed to be a negative thing? LOL

   I'm all for gay rights. I wish Donald Trump and JD Vance the best. Now we wait for the video of Putin joining them for a three-way, recorded by Elon. A four-way circle jerk if you will.

   I have a love/hate relationship with Daylight Saving Time. I love it in the evening, but I hate it in the morning.

   I read somewhere that being sarcastic on a daily basis can add up to three years to your life. If that's true, I'm gonna live forever.

   It takes a very special idiot to drive the worlds largest economy off a cliff in 7 weeks

   Marriage tip: If your wife cooks, make sure the smoke detector has good batteries in it!