life Funny Status Messages

   some advice for the youngsters on Facebook. You can do anything you want to do in life, unless Jay Leno wants to do it too

   They say that if life throws you lemons, throw them back or make lemonade. But them b*stards never said anything about if life kicks you in the balls. Yeah, there's no recovery from that one!

   well god already hates me cause I dint 4wrd mail to 25 friends of mine. I will never be a wealthy man cause I dint 4wrd another mail of happy wealth to another 25 friends.i will never get the love of my life cause I dint 4wrd love chain mail to another 2

   Sad Fact Of Life #222: No one actually needs to wear ace bandages. Wrapping some cloth around a body part doesn't do anything, except draw attention to your imaginary affliction…and your desperate need for attention.

   You're only young once, but you can be immature the rest of your life

   can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before she discovered Facebook...

   There is nothing sadder in this life than to watch someone you love walk away after they have left you. To watch the distance between your two bodies expand until there is nothing left but empty space and silence

   To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

   Life gave me LeMoNs. . . So I mixed it upp to be sweet and got MeLoNs!

   quotes, "Life's most urgent question is: what are you doing for others?" ~ Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

   thought about dozens of Vampire movies and shows for the past decade and wondered which ones sucked the life out him and the ones that just sucked.

   for the first time in my adult life....i'm proud to be a Massachusettonian

   believes in "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It" - quoting a military scholar

   having a great day! Life is terrifi........i just crapped myself

   Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway!

   I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

   STOP EVERYTHING YOUR DOING!!! Think about me for 3 secs. 1.....2.....3.... You have just experienced the best 3 seconds of your life. You're Welcome!

   I'm looking forward to seeing my life flash before my eyes when I die. If only to know what I did in the 90s.

   Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it....

   sometimes wishes that life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF