easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   I am Happy my kids are older now. But I do miss running around all night in the Pink Bunny Suit from the Christmas Story on Easter Eve.

   ChrEasters people who only go to church on Christmas & Easter

   Easter Sunday the day that Jesus rose from the dead, looked Satan in the eye's and said, "Game over!"

   Easter, the day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face

   Easter: The only day of the year where you want to put all of your eggs in one basket. Happy Easter all!

   Easter.... the time God killed God to appease God because you were so unlikable! Isn't that good news? :-)

   Easter Eggs are themselves when I tell them Chuk Norrris says "Hi"!

   nothing says happy Easter Jesus like going to a Wal Mart

   Nothing says Easter like making deviled eggs while hungover

   We have the laziest Easter Bunny here....He didn't bother cooking or coloring the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge.

   My mother used to hide the eggs in the same place every Easter... the dairy section of our local supermarket.

   I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight.

   trying to figure out how a day celebrating the resurrection of our savior was twisted into a giant bunny hiding psychedelic colored eggs and a basket full of grass and chocolate.... Seriously folks, don't do drugs only a pothead could have thought that up

   Hope everyone had a very Happy Easter! PS: Those weren't black jelly beans the Easter Bunny left for you...

   "This is for the time you peed on me. And this is for waking up so early. And this is..." - me, eating my kids Easter candy while they sleep

   The Day-After-Easter Candy Sale at Walmart looked more like a fight-to-the-death battle royal between pajama-wearing homeless people.

   I just know my co-workers will be really surprised when they find the Easter Eggs I left them in their office........ in the far right corner........ behind the file cabinet marked records from 1989.

   Tim Tebow's Easter sermon ended abruptly when he was replaced by Peyton Manning halfway through it.

   My parents accused me of being a liar today! All I said was ''Santa Claus'' ''Easter Bunny'' '' Tooth Fairy'' and walked away. Shut them Up!!!

   The stores have done such a great job with their displays and merchandise..cant wait to see the kids faces tomorrow when they find their easter baskets, shamrocks and valentines under the tree.