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Half the world is made up of people with something to say but can't & the other half is made up of people with nothing to say but keep on saying it anyway.'
A lion attacks a bull then eats him in just a few minutes. When he is done he lets out a loud roar. while he is roaring a hunter comes and shoots the lion killing him instantly. The moral of the story? When you are full of bull, keep your mouth shut