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   messageicon If cats could deliver pizza, I would be pretty much done with all human interaction.
←Rate | 04-18-2014 06:13 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who don't return the favour during oral sex are the real terrorists.
←Rate | 04-18-2014 09:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If only life was as easy as getting fat.
←Rate | 04-18-2014 14:02 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon For every cigarette you smoke God takes away 1 year of your life and gives it to Hugh Hefner.
←Rate | 04-18-2014 14:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a beautiful day for a nice run to the liquor store.
←Rate | 04-18-2014 14:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If she eats pizza with a fork, she isn't going to like being bent over the dining room table.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 09:52 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I said "We have chemistry between us" I just meant I roofied your drink
←Rate | 04-20-2014 09:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else find it disgusting when someone in the shower slides the bar soap between their cheeks to clean themselves? Asking for my wife.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 10:09 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bacon would never leave you at the altar.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 11:28 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I see you I ask myself why the hell are you still alive.
←Rate | 04-22-2014 10:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sir your resume just says 'FUN' in huge letters and then you list all the crimes you've committed.
←Rate | 04-22-2014 13:49 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things were going good, so of course I f cuked it up by being myself.
←Rate | 04-22-2014 13:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon That'll do girls obsessed with horses. That'll do.
←Rate | 04-23-2014 00:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.
←Rate | 04-23-2014 00:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's play: "Put my you-know-what, in your you-know-where."
←Rate | 04-23-2014 00:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife was choking so I quickly googled "how to save a life" Was a good song to drown out the noise she was making.
←Rate | 04-23-2014 01:08 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is one of those days, so unless you're bringing me a beer DO NOT come within slapping reach!
←Rate | 04-23-2014 13:13 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I just want the UFC commentator to be like "Personally, I think he's trying to f cuk him...but I'm no expert, Joe."
←Rate | 04-23-2014 14:22 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's just call a restraining order what it really is......a challenge
←Rate | 04-24-2014 02:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am a woman, hear me sharpen my claws.
←Rate | 04-24-2014 02:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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