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If cats could deliver pizza, I would be pretty much done with all human interaction.
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04-18-2014 06:13 by
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People who don't return the favour during oral sex are the real terrorists.
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04-18-2014 09:48 by
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If only life was as easy as getting fat.
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04-18-2014 14:02 by
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For every cigarette you smoke God takes away 1 year of your life and gives it to Hugh Hefner.
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04-18-2014 14:04 by
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It's a beautiful day for a nice run to the liquor store.
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04-18-2014 14:17 by
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If she eats pizza with a fork, she isn't going to like being bent over the dining room table.
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04-20-2014 09:52 by
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When I said "We have chemistry between us" I just meant I roofied your drink
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04-20-2014 09:53 by
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Anyone else find it disgusting when someone in the shower slides the bar soap between their cheeks to clean themselves? Asking for my wife.
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04-20-2014 10:09 by
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Bacon would never leave you at the altar.
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04-20-2014 11:28 by
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Every time I see you I ask myself why the hell are you still alive.
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04-22-2014 10:01 by
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Sir your resume just says 'FUN' in huge letters and then you list all the crimes you've committed.
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04-22-2014 13:49 by
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Things were going good, so of course I f cuked it up by being myself.
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04-22-2014 13:54 by
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That'll do girls obsessed with horses. That'll do.
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04-23-2014 00:53 by
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I'm not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.
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04-23-2014 00:53 by
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Let's play: "Put my you-know-what, in your you-know-where."
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04-23-2014 00:57 by
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My wife was choking so I quickly googled "how to save a life" Was a good song to drown out the noise she was making.
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04-23-2014 01:08 by
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Today is one of those days, so unless you're bringing me a beer DO NOT come within slapping reach!
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04-23-2014 13:13 by
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Sometimes I just want the UFC commentator to be like "Personally, I think he's trying to f cuk him...but I'm no expert, Joe."
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04-23-2014 14:22 by
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Let's just call a restraining order what it really is......a challenge
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04-24-2014 02:19 by
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I am a woman, hear me sharpen my claws.
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04-24-2014 02:20 by
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