Funny Status Message #148162
X says When I said "We have chemistry between us" I just meant I roofied your drink
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- # 51760 Why is it that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting roofied? You want to tell them “relax, you can take the coaster off your drink, there's at least three of us in line before you.”
- # 32022 remembers the good old days when, C0CK meant ROOSTER, PU$$Y meant CAT, MAKING OUT meant coming to a deduction, A$$ meant DONKEY, JUGS meant vessels to put liquid beverages in and COMING meant the opposite of GOING!.....DAH! times have really changed!
- # 118899 Alcohol in its pure form is not a solution ( nobody should ever drink pure alcohol ) , but vodka, tequilla, rhum and whatever are solutions... So yeah, I paid pretty good attention in my chemistry class :-)
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