Funny Status Messages

   If you had another brain it would be lonely! :)

   Happiness is spelled C-A-S-H

   Who's the genius that gave the police sirens?

   If practicing your autograph is g@y, I don't wanna be straight.

   Why's Lil Wayne still in Jail? Someone should work on breaking him out. Call T-Pain, I hear he has a boat.

   The most tedious part of being an Afghani phone sex operator is describing what I'm wearing.

   Can someone please check on Cleveland? I'm concerned because they've been in the bathroom a long time.

   CNN reporting- Lebron James chose Kit-Kat over Snickers even though the snickers was said to be more satisfying...

   This just in... Lebron James chose Sunny D over the purple stuff!

   I had dinner with Cheech and Chong earlier. It was great! But those brownies we had for dessert tasted kind of strange.

   You can take all my instruments away for making music, but I will always have my heart that makes the beat. Music is always with you, its what you make of it.

   if brain cells were made from dynamite, you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose!

   Switched my GPS to the male voice. Got tired of it announcing turns after we'd passed them and telling me to stop and ask for direction

   Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert has been spotted driving to Miami wearing a so-called "astronaut diaper," eyewitnesses reported today

   To aid in the demolition of his image, LeBron James said he was enlisting a "dream team of experts," including Tiger Woods, Jesse James, and BP CEO Tony Hayward

   The Cavaliers owner was overheard muttering to himself, "If I can't have LeBron, no one can."

   lol at this persons profile http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

   I'm not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.

   thinks whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana...

   Im not addicted to fb, Its just you never get on...