Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   : Baby trump needs to read two folders a day of positive news about him self , so he can feel good about him self. Boy talk about a bunch of fake news.

   Did you know that "Go hang a salami, Doc! Note; I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod. I’m a lasagna hog." is a palindrome? Now you do..

   We'll take down our Robert E. Lee statues when you take down your Martin Luther King statues.

   I hate it when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I do not want to go to your cat's birthday party! Besides, my dog is receiving his First Communion that day.

   People who work on their tablets all day and play games all night are burning the Kindle at both ends.

   Picture Darth Vader singing "These are a Few of My Favorite Things" and you'll have some idea of the kind of thoughts that go through my head daily.

   Hillary correctly predicted the rise of white supremacy under Donald Trump. Just saying....

   Merck Pharma, Intel & Under Armour's CEOs all walked away from Trump after the Charlottesville incident? What the heck is going on?

   You don't get to be both a Nazi and a proud American. We literally had a war about this. THE WHOLE WORLD WAS INVOLVED.

   Trump says there were good people on the white nationalist's side....Okay, that's it, I'm done. I can't live in a country where stupidity rules.....

   .8/14 8:06pm Trump tweeted: Feels good to be home after 7 months. WHAT?

   Alt-Left + Alt-Right = DELETE I am an independent. Enough said... Go Home!!!

   . Do you think trump may of donated is presidental pay because he would of felt guilty excepting pay for a job he's not doing ?

   It's so hot outside I attended a Virginia Neo-Nazi rally just to be next to something shady...

   . Could it be that it took trump two days to denounced the march in Charlottesville because he did not want to offend those voters who voted for him.

   If every day is a gift, today was socks.

   .During the white house renovations. I hear that trump is having a microphone installed in the cushion of his chair in the oval office. It's so he can record any bright ideas he may come up with.

   My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or destroy Slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave, I would do it. Any snowflake wanna explain what the civil war was about then?

   . Glad trump has not accomplished anything. If he had, we be worse off then we are now.

   Tonight, because of the presidents speech, me and the family of 13 have now converted to democrats.