Funny Status Messages

   Lady gaga had more yards in the air than Tom Brady.

   Sure, Lady Gaga just put on an amazing show, but she's no 3 Doors Down.

   Lady Gaga covered more field than the Patriot

   It's not that easy to not think about Donny all day. I mean you too would be constantly worried if you left a loony in charge of your house and kids.

   Houston we have a ball game

   When I die I want the Falcons to be my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time

   If I wanted a comeback from Brady I would have scraped the back of his throat

   Now Falcons fans feel like Hillary supporters felt like on election night

   ..... The only thing deflated at this year's Superb owl was the Falcons.

   The Falcons won the popular Vote!

   I haven't seen a lead blown that great since Hillary's 2016 campaign

   Atlanta won the popular vote

   Okay you refugees, idiots aren't terrorist. By definition, they are running away from the idiots. Why are you too stupid to realize this???????

   Hey Dems, send Jill Stein your money. She's doing a recount of the Super Bowl.

   Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.

   So Mexico just announced that they will build a latter.

   CNN Breaking News: Falcons Playbook was Hacked by Russia!!!!

   No .... Not all Refugees are terrorist ..... However, Since the bad guys have already told us and sworn they have infiltrated the refugees .... The job is to find out which ones they are. It's Better to err on the side of Caution.

   Would you still eat from a bowl of jellybeans if you knew one out of a hundred will kill you? Same applies to refugees…

   Polling showed 27% of the USA bet on Atlanta to win. Must've been conducted by CNN.