Funny Status Messages

   So walking dead was just a tutorial to survive the Trump presidency.

   And the most googled topic right now is: How to move to Canada.

   Happy TR'HUMP' Day!

   Sour grapes make the very worst whine...get over it, she lost.

   "Can I at least get work release?" - Hillary Clinton, probably

   Obama, You're Fired!!!!

   Cubs win the World Series, Trump wins the Pressidency..what's next? Me in a stable relationship?...I like those odds

   What we've learned from this election, is that if you go black, you can indeed go back.

   And that's why some people shopuld never play poker

   Awwe darn it ...... I thought the election was today!

   This appears to be the year of the upset!

   Wonder how many FB friends I will be getting back now that the election is over?

   I hope America is happy. Canada doesnt want Whoopie either :/

   "I want all the Deplorables suicided" - Hillary Clinton, probably

   No matter who wins the election the government always gets elected

   I guess alot of people woke up on the wrong side of the wall today

   So I guess once you go black you can't go back...you have to go orange.

   Canadian Immigration site just crashed...no seriously, it crashed last night around 10:30 pm due to high traffic...let that sink in for a bit.

   I guess the dead didn't get out to vote.....

   Stronger Together. WTF does that even mean?