Funny Status Messages

   I'm so happy these environmentally friendly toilets save at least 3x the water. That’s roughly how many times I need to flush.

   To all of you Hill@ry supporters out there ..... It might be important to note that Wikileaks has NEVER had to retract even a single story for False Information ..... Period. In short ... They are all true.

   The Flubs. 109 and counting

   Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand that includes a threat of vandalism.

   HA ... According to the Democr@ts and the DNC those so called "Russian Hackers" were much better than we thought!! Apparently they were actually able to hack Hillary's emails from the NSA, Put them on Huma's laptop and then pin it on Mr. Weiner.

   " I have known @nthony Weiner for a long long time and consider him a very good friend, His sudden impending suspicious suicide will take a serious toll on all of us." ----- Hillary Clinton

   When people dressed like witches, strippers and hobos show up at my front door it must be Halloween because my family reunion was in July.

   If someone has to lie, cheat and steal to get your vote, they're not the leader you're looking for.

   I'll be glad when this election is over so I can stop making posts that put me on Hillary's hit-list.

   going to laugh so hard at all the Hillary haters sucking on it on Nov. 9th. Open wide, and insert Anthony Weiner.

   Election 2016. The real American Horror Story.....

   I'll be dressed up tonight as a dad who sends his kids house to house to beg for handouts while eating their candy in the street like a hobo zombie.

   Just in. Anthony Weiner sends apology sext to entire Clinton campaign.

   don't forget, I'm also just a girl; dressed upas a slutty nurse; standing in front of a boy; dressed up as Donald Trump; asking him to finger bang her in the alley before she sobers up.

   I won't be celebrating Halloween today. You know... where you dress up, pretend to be someone you're not, sing creepy songs about drinking blood, and invite a Spirit to meet you in the haunted house. Sounds too much like church to me.

   When it's late and I can't sleep,,, I curl up with a good book and bang it on my head until I'm unconscious.

   not a single treat or treater walked behind my building and up 38 steps to my apartment....oh well, I guess that's 6 more cans of cream of mushroom soup for me!

   One candidate won't release their tax returns, received campaign donations from Russia, facing cases for rape and fraud, bragged by sexual assault. The other is scrutinized by their emails...

   can we all agree if you're old enough to get a job and buy candy, you can't trick or treat anymore?

   Me on a first date: How many FBI investigations does it take for people to realize she's a SCUMBAG. Her: . . .