snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Winter Weather Advisory: Go back to bed until mid April.

   Just went out to my neighbors front yard and wrote "Merry Christmas" in his yard by pissing in the snow

   I just want it to snow already! I'm dying to make snow angels face down!

   Sorry To Hear The Size Of Your Snow Angel Made You Realize You Need To Go To The Gym.

   Tis the season again, the first snow! Please let me say to all idiots who think that since they have an SUV you somehow gain super powers and are invincible, TIRES ON ICE ARE TIRES ON ICE your 4x4 this doesn't stop you from sliding on ice you morons!

   Oh the weather outside can bite me. My car won't start to spite me. I can't feel my freakin' nose. Winter Blows Winter Blows Winter Blows

   Loves all the Global Warming non-believers talking about 15 inches of snow being proof there's no threat. Yeah idiots. Global warming means no snow... and the Earth is flat.

   use to walk to school uphill both ways in waist high snow in sub below zero temps just like my dad.

   Merry Winter Solstice....sugar coat it all you want with your own personal ignorance

   Winter Weather: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.

   Today is the last day of fall. Raking leaves through this snow was a real pain today.

   You think you've got problems? I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning.

   Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, It's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons. you wouldn't by chance have the phone number of your hot cousin Summer?

   Everybody got snow blowers...Me all I got is man power a shovel.You wont see me in the gym gettin ready for Summer.

   Oh snap, I just dropped my cocaine in the snow. I'll never find it now.

   Snow Tip: The other people out shoveling are called "neighbors." They are like Facebook friends who live nearby.

   Since the snow stopped i've been skiing to work :-)

   i like it when theres lots of snow on the road it gives the cops an excuse for me to be swerving all over the road when I'm drunk

   knockin' boots. Okay, maybe knockin' snow off my boots, but still.

   This is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?!