trump Funny Status Messages

   It took George W. seven years to tank Clinton's economy. Now, it took Trump three years to tank Obama's economy. Best president ever!

   Does Trump really want people to kill themselves in order to improve the economy and to make his poll numbers rise? That's messed up!

   True Christian values below. Wish death to everyone who disagrees with you. No wonder you people think Trump is holier than the Pope.

   Trump will be re-elected.

   The blow up doll guy! You can tell jokes about anything you know? Though Trump gags may get removed!

   Newsflash: Sorry libs, but what the MSM is saying is a lie. Trump does not own any stock in a company that makes hydroxychloroquine.

   #you sound like you got a stimulus check. Not only is Trump your prez, he is your sugar daddy

   Breaking news .. Trump declares murder hornets to be a hoax ... fake news!

   Dems are more upset at Trump for walking to St. John’s church than they are at looters for trying to burn it down.

   Remember when the dumbest thing Trump had ever said was COVFEFE... good times ...

   Leaders who have hidden in a bunker and gassed their own citizens include Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. 

   Ask any Biden voter exactly why they're voting for him, on what merits, and ask them do it without bringing up Donald Trump. They can't

   Trump is banning Tik Tok so if you still want to see 16 year old girls dance you have to get on a plane with Bill Clinton.

   If all other countries are fighting the Coronavirus, while Trump is fighting the China Virus. Is he really lying when he says he doing the best?

   Id rather have Covid-19 than Trump-2020

   I heard Trump is backing out of the debate Tuesday night. It was just too taxing for him.

   Over the past 15-years, Donald Trump has paid more for sex than he did in taxes.

   You know 2020 is laughing at you when it tells you that Stormy Daniels collected more money from Trump, in 2016, than the IRS.

   Somehow, I don't know how, Obama gave Trump covid-19!

   CNN & MSNBC reporting this morning that 'Un-named sources claim Covid-19 concocted by Trump in his White House bunker using son Barron's chemistry set he got for Christmas'