trump Funny Status Messages

   Have happy merry impeachment and if you didn't hear trump's impeachment time is here.

   I'm still waiting for this civil war you promised for impeaching Trump.

   The deleted scene from Home Alone 2 was Trump talking to Kevin Mcallister and asking him to find dirt on Joe Biden.

   Everyone talking about Pelosi ripping up Trump's speech, but we've all done questionable things when we were that drunk...

   I don't care if you like Trump, just don't be like him and hate all non white races.

   The two post down proves it. No matter how absurd it is, if Trump said it, the sheep will say it's right. At least I finally know the truth.

   Im 100% convinced, the Coronavirus is nothing but a l*beral plot to take down Trump. I hate libt*rds so much!

   President Obama set up anti-pandemic programs in 47 vulnerable countries, as a way to protect against something just like Coronavirus breaking out across the world. Experts begged Trump to keep them open. He closed 37 of them.

   If you think the Dems worked with the entire world on a “new hoax” to take down Trump, then yes I think you are stupid.

   Remember when Trump fired the entire pandemic response team in 2018 because he hated Obama? Coronavirus remembers.

   Actually, Trump didn't fire the entire pandemic response team in 2018 because he hated Obama. But I do remember when their planned budget cut happened so they could focus on real issues. Coronavirus lies.

   Breaking News: Trump screams at Mike Pence for not praying hard enough to make Biden lose.

   I rather shove a wet noodle up a bobcat's ass in a telephone booth, rather than listen to another one of Trump's speaches.

   Remember last election they said its Bernie or bust. So they voted for trump. Its still going to be Bernie or bust. So they will reelect trump before joe.

   Don't forget to turn your clocks ahead tomorrow so we have one less hour of Trump.

   Since the stores are all sold out... I'm thinking maybe Trump can get us some of those paper towels back he gave to Puerto Rico.

   It's gotten so bad that Trump has reached out to Puerto Rico and asked for the paper towels back..

   Trump: A Brazilian has coronavirus Pelosi and Schumer: A Brazilian oh my God how many people is that????

   Socialism bad, unless I need it. Love Trump supporters.

   Yall remember when in 2013 Obama shut down the government... Welp in 2020 Trump shut down the whole USA