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There are two things a HUMANS can never hide: The fact that he's drunk, and the fact he's in love.
Raise your hand if you are one of those people who have to publicly announce that they're in love...and with that hand, b*tch-slap yourself.
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09-20-2011 05:18
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It takes real courage to suck another man's c@ck. And any man who can do it can dern well defend the nation I love.
Love doesn't cost a thing; except tears, a broken heart, wasted years and half your stuff.
Love doesn't cost a thing... except tears, a broken heart, wasted time, and half ur sh!t.
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09-21-2011 03:24 by bb
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Making love is like making pancakes. When done on one side, flip over to finish.
Casey Anthony not guilty, Troy Davis being executed...Everybody Hates Chris but Everybody Love Raymond..smh..who says it ain't bout color ?
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09-21-2011 20:38
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love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.
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09-22-2011 03:55 by knight
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Say what you want... Yes we all love Facebook.... And we can complain if we want... If it wasn't for us FB users that are complaining... It would just be another My(waste of)space... And FYI... The advertising pays the bills....
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09-22-2011 09:14
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Gotta love Ben & Jerry's and their unique ice cream flavors. But their latest flavor, "Schweddy Balls", is leaving a bad taste in some conservative moms' mouths.
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09-22-2011 11:26
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Let us cultivate love and compassion, both of which give life true meaning, just like beer and bacon...
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09-22-2011 18:40 by Rudy M
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Honk if you love a peaceful and quiet drive.
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09-25-2011 04:04 by JBabcock
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Love is pain, and anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something.
People with little or no education love to argue the most.
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09-25-2011 13:24
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You can't buy love.."That's called prostitution"
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09-25-2011 14:23
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I love when you go down on me! you relieve so much stress and tension but when I feel it getting good you go back up.... DAMN GAS PRICES!
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09-25-2011 15:48 by michelle
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The bible say, "thou shalt love thy neighbor" which means, take your password off your wifi!!
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09-25-2011 22:15 by PlayBoi
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"Love is the more than the sum of yourself but rather the desire to be the sum of the person you love and yourself. It is far more rewarding to desire to do for the one you love more than you do for yourself."
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09-26-2011 09:36 by jfred79
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Boy: "How can I prove that I love you?" Girl: "Stop playing video games”.....Boy: "Get the fu*k out"
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09-26-2011 20:24
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At 3 years we say, ''Mommy I love you." At 10 years we say, ''Mom, whatever." 16 years we say, "My mom is so annoying!" At 18 years we say, "I'm leaving this house." At 25 years we say ''Mom, you were right''. At 30 years we say "'I want to go to Mom's ho
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09-26-2011 20:53
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