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I just told a girl I loved her. Well, I didn't actually say it. And it wasn't actually a girl. Ok, fine, I was eating a Pizza and moaned a little.
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08-30-2013 08:50 by Baddie
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Girls are too sensitive. She said she was having twins and I said, "At least you'll finally have 2 kids by the same father."
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08-30-2013 08:58 by Baddie
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Having just watched Kim Kardashian in Tyler Perry’s Temptations, I have come to the conclusion that her sex tape is the closest she should have been allowed to acting. Damn you Tyler Perry.
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09-01-2013 05:02 by Baddie
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Liverpool top of the league. Russia and US on a war footing. New Paul McCartney single. What is this, 1989?
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09-01-2013 11:07 by Baddie
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If you open Internet Explorer and listen carefully, you can hear the computer whisper “Kill me now, please!!.”
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09-01-2013 14:44 by Baddie
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I don't objectify women but I do womanify objects. Namely this sexy ass toaster over here. Hey, girl.
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09-01-2013 14:54 by Baddie
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A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, "First let me see the sandwich."
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09-03-2013 12:42 by Baddie
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People who own tampon companies have no conscience. How do they sleep at night, with all that blood money?
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09-03-2013 12:43 by Baddie
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I like to keep my enemies at bay. Guantanamo to be exact.
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09-03-2013 13:09 by Baddie
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If hangovers were a band, they'd be Nickelback.
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09-05-2013 12:03 by Baddie
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It's not my fault you thought I was normal.
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09-05-2013 12:06 by Baddie
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I'm sick of closing out every job interview with "I was young. I needed the money."
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09-05-2013 12:25 by Baddie
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I just ran over a dog. At first I felt bad but then I realized it was my ex.
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09-05-2013 12:35 by Baddie
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Girls who say "thongs are more comfortable than regular panties" know that all men hear is, "I like things in my butt."
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09-06-2013 13:44 by Baddie
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Ladies,there's something called "you can't get pregnant through the mouth".
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09-06-2013 13:51 by Baddie
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I don’t trust public opinion polls because they don’t take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots.
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09-06-2013 14:38 by Baddie
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"I'm not usually like this", I whisper as I lie on the floor in the fetal position, at a job interview.
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09-07-2013 02:14 by Baddie
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It's amazing how fast you can get drunk when you hate everyone around you.
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09-07-2013 02:17 by Baddie
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Do ugly people know they don’t really have to use their real photos as their profile pics?
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09-07-2013 07:45 by Baddie
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I don't understand fat poor people. What are you eating? Broken hopes and dreams?
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09-07-2013 07:54 by Baddie
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