Funny Status Message #136404

X says I don't objectify women but I do womanify objects. Namely this sexy ass toaster over here. Hey, girl.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 100503 I hate when women look at me as a sex object.. Girl, objects don't move the way I do... ;)
# 146628 I don’t care what people think but women with tattoos are very sexy. Also women who have a heartbeat and women without d*cks are very sexy too.
# 83612 Call one of those sexy girl hotline and they charge by the minute. Just my luck I got a sexy girl who stutters

←Rate | 09-01-2013 14:54 by Baddie

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links