trump Funny Status Messages

   If the memo sees iys shadow today it means four more years of Trump?

   The GOP memo is out and it said the groundhog saw it's shadow which means one more year of Trump aaaannnndddd I don't know what the hell I'm talking about....

   I heard that Rosie O'Donnell saw her shadow today. I guess that means 7 more years of Trump.

   Happy Valentines Day to the happy couple, Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels.

   Hey Trump, if you want to tax something, tax luxury cars, rolex's diamonds, etc. Regular people can't afford another gas tax.

   Another Playboy model has come out, saying she had an affair with Trump, 2 years into his marriage with Melania. Trump, you horny old goat, you!

   I guess Prince Harry realize that Trump can't make the royal wedding great.

   Michael Moore joined a protest against Trump colluding with Russians, and now we know the protest was organized by Russians

   Mexican hookers plan to drill glory holes in Trump's wall.

   Fun fact: Trump has been President for 407 days and he just spent his 100th day playing golf

   The real reason Trump has fired so many people is, he really likes eating their going away cake.

   Right Now: Fox News: Deadly bridge collapse in Miami. CNN: Trump witch hunt. MSLSD: Trump witch hunt.

   The Mexicans may not be happy with the building of trump's wall. But they will get over it.

   *Will trump list the people on welfare or social services as dependents on his tax form

   How long do you think Tomi Lahren will wait to start sending nudes to Donald Trump Jr?

   Trump: I was surprised to see they have a picture of me at the art gallery. Pence: Sir, that was a mirrow.

   With all the misspelled words trump has tweeted. I hope he never tweets "Preparing to launch." In stead of "lunch"

   If you don't like Trump...leave the country.simple as that.

   This might be the first time in history a husband can justify porn in his browser history. Thanks, Trump!

   "I'm building a wall around New Mexico too! I don't need any New Mexicans when I'm still trying to get rid of the old ones" - Donald Trump