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I overheard 2 girls say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation. 
Bieber wasn't in that car by chance was he?
I hope I never see the day Bieber meets his demise. Facebook would be very dramatic indeed
In honor of Paul Walker, KFC will be offering the "Walker Extra Crispy Special with mashed porschetatoes", for only $9.99.
"If one day speed kills me , Don't cry because I was smiling" - Paul Walker
porn + cheetos = orange pecker
R.I.P tothe other passenger that no one caresabout because he wasn't famous.
No one is being forced to read my posts, unfriend me or I'll block you at the slightest hint of dissatisfaction. I'm helpful like that
Rip to the driver that died with Paul Walker that no once cares about because he wasn't famous,
Hockey is better than football. Hockey is fast, the game keeps moving, way fewer penalties, and play is both strategic and arbitrary. Football is mostly about following patterns. So is a sewing class.
My stock in Johnny Walker is through the roof!!!
where the hell was Torreto???
What do people with spinning flashing inflatable Christmas lawn ornaments think is tacky?
it doenst matter where you click on the ad you will step on the roach
n't there an American Idol Contest somewhere you should be voting for?
Stock in Vin Diesel just went down.
Dudes should not ''poke'' other Dudes on Facebook!
Can Ford stop running Black friday ads already...its freaken Sunday already you a-holes!
I never realized how many of my Facebook friends were close with Paul Walker.
I just love Cinemax late at night , don't you? 