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I've found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick.
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08-03-2013 11:44 by Baddie
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You may think it's bad grammar but I assure you it's just laziness.
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08-03-2013 11:51 by Baddie
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What idiot called it lap dancing instead of organ grinding?
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08-04-2013 10:02 by Baddie
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I think people who use "go fly a kite" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.
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08-04-2013 11:12 by Baddie
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I remember my single days like it was 11 years, 1 month, and 12 days ago.
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08-05-2013 12:47 by Baddie
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The bad thing about all dogs going to heaven would be all the dog sh*t everywhere.
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08-05-2013 13:45 by Baddie
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Wished Justin Bieber would do a tour in the Middle East, Afghanistan to be specific..
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08-06-2013 00:57 by Baddie
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Human beings used to do some crazy things before the Facebook. For example, they used to go outside and meet people.
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08-07-2013 12:46 by Baddie
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No one knows what women really want, but everyone agrees it still won't be enough.
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08-09-2013 13:16 by Baddie
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I'm the black sheep of my family, or as I like to say, I'm not the boring one.
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08-09-2013 14:19 by Baddie
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Women get really mad if you put your d*ck in their mouth when they're applying mascara.
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08-09-2013 14:25 by Baddie
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A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.
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08-10-2013 11:34 by Baddie
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Just once I'd love to attend a funeral where people are being honest and keeping it real about the deceased asking questions like, "Who here is going to pay me the money he owed me?"
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08-12-2013 13:34 by Baddie
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You know a woman by the way she...just kidding. You can never know a woman by anything.
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08-12-2013 13:58 by Baddie
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Religion in the head of a fool can be a dangerous thing.
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08-13-2013 02:23 by Baddie
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If you are keeping up with the Kardashians and you are a guy, I have bad news for you. You may not already know this but you are gay.
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08-13-2013 11:37 by Baddie
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Everyone has someone they can trust with everything. Except their phone. No one trusts anyone with their phone.
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08-13-2013 12:00 by Baddie
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Sorry, ladies, but if he has a 4" d*ck, he'll never really be that into you.
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08-14-2013 07:50 by Baddie
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I never trust vans with clear windows because I can already see that they don't have candy in them.
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08-15-2013 12:32 by Baddie
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Eminem is the only rapper that sings crap about his mom. Because all the other rappers are black and know about getting their asses whooped.
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08-15-2013 12:58 by Baddie
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