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   messageicon I've found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick.
←Rate | 08-03-2013 11:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You may think it's bad grammar but I assure you it's just laziness.
←Rate | 08-03-2013 11:51 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What idiot called it lap dancing instead of organ grinding?
←Rate | 08-04-2013 10:02 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think people who use "go fly a kite" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.
←Rate | 08-04-2013 11:12 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember my single days like it was 11 years, 1 month, and 12 days ago.
←Rate | 08-05-2013 12:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The bad thing about all dogs going to heaven would be all the dog sh*t everywhere.
←Rate | 08-05-2013 13:45 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wished Justin Bieber would do a tour in the Middle East, Afghanistan to be specific..
←Rate | 08-06-2013 00:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Human beings used to do some crazy things before the Facebook. For example, they used to go outside and meet people.
←Rate | 08-07-2013 12:46 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one knows what women really want, but everyone agrees it still won't be enough.
←Rate | 08-09-2013 13:16 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm the black sheep of my family, or as I like to say, I'm not the boring one.
←Rate | 08-09-2013 14:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women get really mad if you put your d*ck in their mouth when they're applying mascara.
←Rate | 08-09-2013 14:25 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.
←Rate | 08-10-2013 11:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just once I'd love to attend a funeral where people are being honest and keeping it real about the deceased asking questions like, "Who here is going to pay me the money he owed me?"
←Rate | 08-12-2013 13:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know a woman by the way she...just kidding. You can never know a woman by anything.
←Rate | 08-12-2013 13:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Religion in the head of a fool can be a dangerous thing.
←Rate | 08-13-2013 02:23 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you are keeping up with the Kardashians and you are a guy, I have bad news for you. You may not already know this but you are gay.
←Rate | 08-13-2013 11:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone has someone they can trust with everything. Except their phone. No one trusts anyone with their phone.
←Rate | 08-13-2013 12:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry, ladies, but if he has a 4" d*ck, he'll never really be that into you.
←Rate | 08-14-2013 07:50 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon I never trust vans with clear windows because I can already see that they don't have candy in them.
←Rate | 08-15-2013 12:32 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eminem is the only rapper that sings crap about his mom. Because all the other rappers are black and know about getting their asses whooped.
←Rate | 08-15-2013 12:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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