Funny Status Message #135248

X says Women get really mad if you put your d*ck in their mouth when they're applying mascara.
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# 83867 Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? I pulled up next to this chick in the car putting on mascara and it just didnt look right with those yellow teeth!
# 14811 99% of all women leave there mouth open while applying the makeups, 1 % dont have mirrors
# 119955 You could probably torture a woman by duct taping her mouth and making her apply mascara.

←Rate | 08-09-2013 14:25 by Baddie

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