love Funny Status Messages

   Ghetto Word of the Day: Decide “My boy fronting like he love his girl, but errbody know he got a couple of chicks on decide”.

   May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping.

   On the 4th day of rioting my tru love gave to me, 3 Nike trainers, two ps3's, and a samsung HDTV !

   If in our righteous endeavors to protect and keep what we love and value, we attack and demoralize those whom peacefully choose a different path, do we become no less than the entity that we are standing against?

   You can't hurry love, but you can honk the horn a few times and let it know you're waiting.

   You only live once. Have fun, enjoy life to the fullest, do what you want and don't look back, smile, love somebody. live for the future, not the past. Life is too short to be p!ssed off all the time!

   Ghetto Word of the Day: DECIDE. Usage: “My boy Trey is fronting like he love his girl, but errbody know he got a couple of chicks on decide”.

   Me and my girl roleplay in the bedroom, she pretends she's Catwoman and I pretend I love her

   I may hate myself in the morning but I'm gonna love you tonight.

   Ya know those signs you see in towns that say, "Drive careful, we love our children?" Well DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!"

   Mom, you know I love you, but I am not adding you on facebook.

   If someone says "I love you," and you don't feel the same way, say "I love Youtube" really fast.

   If she's in love with Justin Beiner, she's too young for you bro!

   I love it when a fat person says, "That's the way I roll."

   Blood makes you related. love makes you fam. :)

   The Patriot Gaurd Motorcycle Riders were awesome at protecting my family from a$$hole Westboro Baptist Haters at my nephews military funeral. Maybe the Hell's Angels to also come and give the same love those hatemongers give others at the next funeral.

   My family loves the Patriot Gaurd Motercycle Riders who shielded us at my nephews military funeral. At the next military funeral I want to also invite the Hell's Angels to give the same love to those protesting hatemongers that they give to others.

   If someone says "I love you," and you don't feel the same way, say "I love Youtube" really fast

   Love one, forget many.Do many, remember one.

   If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon.