love Funny Status Messages

   Being single doesn't mean you know nothing about love. Sometimes, its wiser to be alone than with the wrong damn person.

   Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money

   People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important

   The wagon of love breaks down under the weight of baggage from the past.

   I noticed the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus." So I honked at him and waved. He then decided to give me the "bird."

   the only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath.

   I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?”

   I LOVE my new x rated -GPS "Ahhh right there! Yes! Yes! Right there! Don't stop!!"

   If two past lovers remain friends, it`s either someone is still in love, or someone is still hoping for a second chance.

   Love is not about how much you say "I love you", but how much you can prove that it's true.

   Dear Slut, Maybe if you closed your legs and opened your heart you might actually find true love and know happiness.

   I love Japanese noodles so much I'm gonna eat them the entire month and call it Ramendan.

   Not to sound like an old maid, but why do people think they need to be in a relationship to be happy? Those who can stand on their own two feet are the ones that I admire most. Be strong and independent. Have patience and love will come.

   To people who say love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?

   Falling In Love With You Is The Second Best Thing I Have Done .. Finding You Is The First ♥ ..

   There are 5 things in life you cannot recover: A stone...after it's thrown. A word...after it is said. An occasion...after it's missed. The time...after it's gone. A person...after they die. Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly.

   I noticed the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus." So I honked at him and he waved...next time wave with all ALL your fingers!!

   First, love yourself. Everyone else, get in line.

   I used to love to give pretend shots with a mechanical pencil

   Never fall in love with an a$$ man, unless you're prepared to offer him the moon.