trump Funny Status Messages

   If trump doesnt go to texas he is heartless, if he does go, he is taking valueable resources. I'm telling you it is a mental disorder.

   Clinton called people deplorable, obama called them clingers, terrorists call them infidel, trump called them americans. And they dont understand why he won.

   The deplorables have been busy breeding right under our noses and now their populations is out of control, thats why Trump won.

   CNN money reported that the places trump won, represents 71% of the income tax from middle and lower class. L1bs hate them because they have a work ethic.

   Why are people talking about Trump and hurricane Harvey, when they are not blasting Obama for Katrina. Am I right?

   Trump comes to Texas and the sun immediately comes out. Amazing!

   "Where was obama during the san francisco earthquake of 1906???" - Trump supporters

   I really wouldn't be worried about Hurricane Jose, there's no way Trump will let him into the country....

   If you stubbed your toe, it probably was Trump's fault

   People say Donald Trump's plan to build a wall across the Mexican border is ridiculous. Really? Well, parts of the Great Wall of China were built around 700BC. Do you see any illegal Mexicans in China? I didn't think so.

   I notice there aren't any BLM, Antifa, or any other social justice protesters out helping Irma victims! Just Trump, Christian's, & FEMA

   Score one for the good guys! Trump is going to protect the dreamers.

   I swear, what is wrong with people? Supporters are burning their MAGA hat's because Trump did the right thing and protected the dreamers? Wow!

   Mitch McConnell and donald trump: The new story book version of the tortoise and the hare.

   Solution to the health insurance problem. Change the title from Obama care to trump care and trump will want to keep it.

   Steph Curry is hesitant about going to the White House and Trump takes away his invitation. Tom Brady doesn't go to the White House and Trump doesn't say a word.

   Trump invite the Russian national basketball team to the White House. Yeah, nothing's more American than a Russian team, lol

   I wonder if Trump does all his tweeting while taking a dump on the toilet.

   Trump only complained about the NFL only a few times but the news keeps playing it over and over so you think it's all he is talking about.

   Poor Hillary can't get a break. She was at a Chinese restaurant, and when she cracked open the fortune cookie, a ballot with Trump's name was in it.