trump Funny Status Messages

   We are not going to call him President Trump, instead he simply prefers "the Donald"

   The one good thing Donald Trump has going for him is that the more he speaks the less ridiculous his hair seems by comparison.

   Trump for president!! Come on pple!

   Of all the game show hosts, Trump seems to be the last one you'd vote for. I like Drew Carey, Alex Trebek or Steve Harvey better

   Moving into the White house would be living in poverty for Trump...he'd be slumming it.

   I think that Americans should be less concerned about Donald Trump's hair, and more concerned with the screw that came loose underneath it.

   I know I should be sad and worried about Trump but I confess I am surprised and delighted in this country's capacity to keep a joke going...

   I'd vote for Donald Trump just to watch him tell Obama he's fired... ‪#‎justsaying‬

   If we elect Donald Trump for president, there will be hell toupee...

   Donald Trump is what happens when John Boehner bangs a llama.

   I bet everything thing you eat and drink at Donald Trump's house has a hair in it.

   A sign language interpreter at a Trump rally just wildly swinging around both middle fingers in all directions as he speaks.

   China, China, ChinaChinaChina...I know China. <<< Donald Trump!

   Actualy, I'm dying for Trump to make it to the primary so we can see all the horrible things he says about each state he loses in one by one.

   Oh wait, Donald Trump has a bible! Lets vote for him! He is legit!

   To translate Trump at the next debate,, the sign language specialist will just beat up a poor pregnant mexican woman .

   At a rally tonight Donald Trump asked, "How stupid are the people of this country?" He should know since they're all at his rally.

   DONALD TRUMP proving that you don't need to be poor to be white trash.

   Trump mocks the physical appearance of a reporter who suffers from a congenital disease. Idiot.

   Hmmm,,, Is there any way we can get Trump in a "Truman Show" thing where he thinks he won and is president,,, and we can watch what he does?