BEGO Funny Status Messages

   I saw a girl with "GUESS" on her shirt. I said "fake?". she slapped me!!

   Falling in love is like jumping off a very tall building. Your brain tells you - it's not a good idea, while your heart tells you - you can fly.

   Some people would not be born if alcohol was never invented.

   You're so fake, Barbie is jealous

   95% of People who say, "Study! Study! Study!" during finals week are actually reading...Too bad they don't realize Facebook is not actually a book.....

   I can't be your knight in shining armor.....but I DO have aluminum foil!

   I think Girls are like drugs, they make you feel soo good, but then they end up hurting you and you still want more.

   I'm just a man but if you want I can still be your superman or prince charming! ♥

   girls are afraid to hear the words "its over" from her guy. And you know what guys are afraid to hear?"I'm PREGNANT!!!"

   When someone is so sweet to you, don't expect that they will be like that all the time because even the damn sweetest chocolate expires to..

   If you want a stable relationship.. get a damn horse

   To bad you can't photoshop your UGLY personality...

   If it's worth it, fight for it & if you lose it, at least you tried.

   Facebook is the ultimate weapon of couples' distraction and relationships' destruction

   Sometimes I wish I could just fast-forward through time, just to see if it's all worth it in relationship that we have..

   Life will always be like a roller coaster ride! Make sure your seatbelt is fastened and hold on tight because its full of thrills, screams, chills, fear, excitement, tears, laughter, joy, anxiety, and the will to do it all over again! "Life I tell ya!"

   ‎5 Words for us MAN to live by, "NEVER MAKE A WOMAN ANGRY."

   You're dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want those leftovers too?

   In the rest of World When The boy meets the father its a Nice warm Welcome. In the south, The dad comes out with a gun and says boy you better treat my daughter right.(:

   If you love someone, then you have to let them go. If they come back, then they're meant for you, but if they don't, then you stalk them