trump Funny Status Messages

   Donald Trump's still calling the Iran deal the worst deal he's ever witnessed. Was he not there when he signed for his casinos & airline?

   In order to keep his family involved, Trump has appointed Melania head of the Department of mining, given her background as a gold digger.

   I think what America really wants from the Trump clan is a pillow fight between Tiffany and Ivanka, or maybe a round of jello wrestling.

   Trump spent ten minutes complaining about Pearl Harbour until an aide pulled him aside to explain that China and Japan were two different countries.

   "What will we get for bombing Syria besides more debt and a possible long term conflict? Obama needs Congressional approval." - Donald Trump on 29th August 2013

   Last week's media: OMG! President Trump and our enemy Putin are obviously best friends. This is unacceptable !!! This week's media: OMG! President Trump upset our friend Putin. This is an unacceptable !!!

   Like most hard working Americans, Trump should be allowed to fly a private jet to his personal golf course and palatial estate at the taxpayers expense without. Everyone getting crazy.

   In another stunning reversal, Trump announced today that the chocolate cake he was served while bombing Syria was "average, at best."

   Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem. Houston: We have trump. You're better off up there.

   Trump lost the trade war with Mexico, bwahahahahaha! Get use to losing all the time, with dump in office, America will keep on losing!

   Trump said he would get rid of NAFTA in his 100 days in office. Now he says he's not going to scrap it afterall. Does this guy actually knows what he's doing???

   Damn! Trump really hates the LGBT community. I don't remember any president openly come out as a bigot and proud of it.

   William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days than Trump, and he was dead for 69 of them.

   You're right Donald J. Trump, no one has ever asked why the Civil War happened, except for every seventh-grade teacher in America.

   Trump has decided to build a wall around the FBI Building.

   Happy Mother's Day to my sister for having my kids......some Trump supporter maybe....

   Breaking New's: Trump Admistration set to announce Bernie Madoff as IRS Commissioner....

   Trump's budget: 2 + 2 = 7

   Trump has decided to withdraw from the Paris Agreement and the English language.

   I didn't get the memo. When do we start hating on Stone Cold Steve Austin, since he gave the Stone Cold Stunner to our lord and savior, Trump?