love Funny Status Messages

   What if love was like volleyball... all you have to do is call 'MINE!' and everyone else backs off...

   Dear Air Traffic Contollers, It's not enought that the FAA has security patting down 6 year olds, but for the love of God, take a six pack of Red Bull in a cooler with you when you go to work at night. Sincerely, the public.

   Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.

   Before you fall in Love with a girl with spakling eyes. Make sure It's not the sun shining through the back of her head

   can't seem to find love. but its okay. I know exactly where the beer is.

   I love in horror movies how the person yells out "hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"

   there are three little words I love to hear, that remind me how amazing the world is, and always makes me smile: WELCOME TO WALMART!!!

   We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure, mistakes help us to find the right person!

   Nails didn't keep Christ to the cross, His love for you did. Have a Happy Easter.

   Me and my bed are in a committed relationship, I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love.

   Whenever I walk into my local coffee shop, I like to pretend I'm an outlaw walking into an old west saloon. They love it!

   ♥ True love doesn't have a happy ending. It has NO ending ♥

   A dog ask a cat, "why do you always make love in secret?" The cat answers, "coz we don't want humans to copy us like they did to you dogs"

   I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.

   We have just enough Religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

   Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life

   Being in LOVE is like Being DRUNK. No control over what you do.

   I would love to one day use the term "blood, sweat and tears" and have more than just the "tears" part be true.

   Women are like cell phones. They love to be held, talked to, and handled with care. But if you hit the wrong button, they'll disconnect you in a heartbeat...

   You are the most amazing thing I could ever ask for. I love you with all my heart and I hope you never change again because you are perfect the way you are. You mean the world to me in every single way. Love you FB