friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   My boss yelled at me yesterday "It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it's Friday?"…

   Friday are we there yet?

   I am tried of 7 day weeks and having to wait for the weekend. I think the week should be as followed. Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Get rid of Wednesday and Thursdays. . .

   People without jobs are so like...It's Friday?

   My boss told me that if I can't show up sober then don't bother coming to work tomorrow. Three day weekend!

   Friday is like the bacon of the work week salad, and yes, Monday is like the brown lettuce

   Hey Carl, know what day it is? It's Friday. Woot woot. Suck it Carl.

   JAB: I woke up all excited this morning, got dressed to go to work,it's Friday: Pay day and than I realized, I don't have a job and went back to bed. . .

   Lets be honest. If Ben Affleck as Batman ruined your weekend...there wasn't much to ruin in the first place.

   Lets be honest here. If Ben Affleck as Batman ruined your weekend, there wasn't much to ruin in the first place.

   Labor Day weekend: Three fun-filled days followed by progressively worsening weather and darkness at 3:30pm.

   I don't know how to break this to you... I will be as gentle as possible... *smiles lovingly*... but today isn't Friday yet either...

   My girlfriend told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it on Friday.

   The work day would be so much more fun if it were Casualty Friday

   Sylvester Stallone and his buddy Arnold Schwarzenegger have teamed up, and they've got a blockbuster action movie opening this weekend. They're a little older now than they use to be, but go see the movie. It's called "Escape From Assisted Living."

   No you're mom was so last Friday night...

   I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Friday.

   Somewhere, Somehow a guy is with his "girlfriend" spending his payday money, but last weekend she couldn't be with him bcoz she told him she was "sick" or something

   funny jokes must be a Monday thru Friday job. zzzz

   I am really looking forward to my favorite Thanksgiving tradition. Watching the "Black Friday" shoppers at Walmart trampling each other on the evening news.