love Funny Status Messages

   "You are the sun and I the moon. I am the sea to your shore. In your arms I've finally found the love I was searching for."

   Don't you love it when you punch someone in the jaw & they don't drop so you get 2 punch em again in the temple.

   What's the big deal about the Southwest Airlines planes and a fuselage tear? I love a convertible.

   ppl dying, couples fighting just alot of unhappy ppl out there! Its times like this we need to tell the ppl we care bout the most we love them! Just stop what ur doing call ur girl, man, moms, dad or whoever & tell them you love them!

   The best love is the one that makes you a better person, without changing you into someone other than yourself.

   A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

   Moms are really very clever!! within the first 10 minutes of visitng her, she read my mind better than I ever read it myself! I could never be a real man just like my own mother.. love you mom!! :-)

   There are the normal ( . )( . ), the silicone ( + )( + ), the perfect (o)(o) Some are cold (^)(^) and some belong to grandmothers \./\./ And let's not forget the very large (o why o), the very small (.)(.) and the asymmetrical (•)(.) We love them all!

   Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe.

   Maybe cupid should shoot himself with his own damn arrow then maybe he'd see how much love hurts

   Love is patience. Love is kind. Love is making me lose my mind.

   So I just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God I love my boobs.

   I have had enough, I am not here for your pleasure any longer, you encourage me to turn you on, just so you can heat me up for a few minutes. So it is over..you are being shut down,,unplugged, concider your fuse blown... God I love turning off the furnace

   The test of Love is not how long it survives, but how it renews itself with each passing day.

   loving him some father son and holy spirit right. I love ya Jesus

   you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now

   Love how yall ladies enjoy that show "Snapped" stories about women who go crazy on their men..So I decided I'm gonna create a show for men its gonna be called "She Just Wouldn't Shut-the-f*ck-Up

   Old is when your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can't do both!”

   I love you like a fat kid loves cake, but lately that fat kid has been on a diet.

   I Fell In Love With You,You Fell In Love With Someone Else,I Pray To God Whoever you Fell In Love With Falls In Love With Somebody Else...........