santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   Christmas shopping for your parents isnt easy. I mean, what DO you buy someone who has the perfect gift. Like me, for example

   To get back at the boss for no Christmas bonus, my goal is to rub my balls on everything in his office by New Years. Luckily I started in June.

   Wow! Only seven more shopping days until it's Christmas! I wish that I could afford to buy each and every one of you a very expensive, extravagant gift! I wouldn't, but do I just wish I could afford to, if I wanted.

   Santa I was not naughty, I was merely thinking outside the box!!

   December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas. Some insist on a shirt; others a pair of socks, and the argument always ends in a tie.

   Got a copy of The Christmas Story today...I was surprised they edited the DVD down to 96 minutes...I always enjoyed the 24 hour version of the movie

   Got my favorite Christmas movie, A Christmas Story, from my in-laws for my birthday. I was shocked that the DVD version is abbreviated to 90 minutes. I always thought it was 24 hours.

   I realized Santa wasn't real; when my toys had "Made in China" on them.

   Amazing,,, that all the xmas gifts I bought today were made in china ,,like what are the odds on that ..!!!

   Dear Santa, I promise to be good next year… ;)

   Nothing like a dysfunctional family trying to function for the Holidays.

   With the weather being the way it is, the only way you could have a white Christmas is if Santa brought you cocaine.

   For xmas my wife is getting SWIFFA so she can have fun while cleaning too.!!!

   i guess its getting time to do my christmas shopping,i will go to the dollar store for my big gifts and from there I will come back home and see if I can find somethings around the house that they havn't seen in awhile.

   Santa is that a toy in your bag or are you just happy to se me..

   Decided this year I'm replacing the milk and cookies tradition with manly reach around. Just to see if that would get SANTA'S attention.

   uncertain of what the etiquette is here, I got Kim Jong Il's name in Secret Santa.

   I call dibs on his armored train for Christmas!

   Feeling poor and full of cookies. You can tell it's Christmas.

   Those starving without shelter in Africa would be glad to know Americans make houses out of delicious food during Christmas time.