life Funny Status Messages

   wants to remind everyone that all those little ghosts, goblins, princesses, and witches are having the time of their life so please drink responsibly and drive safetly.

   Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel.

   There are no winners in life... only survivors.

   if you cant solve life's problems try Ctrl + Alt + Del

   Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

   ■Twitter makes me like strangers I've never met and Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.

   Life is like a box of chocolates...I don't think so! Mine is more like a box of hand grenades...pull the wrong pin and everything goes flying!

   The snooze button is life's way of saying that waking up sucks.

   Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

   When life leaves you speechless, music provides the lyrics to help you find the meaning...

   Dear complicated life decisions: be easier.

   Life is full of up's & down's, so UP the music & DOWN the Tequila

   Don't forget to change your clocks on Sunday. And while you're at it, make those changes for the better in your life that you've been putting off.

   If I am ever put on life support, pull the plug, wait 30 seconds and plug it back in. See if that works

   Hopeless you say !!! Nah, don't give up, some people live an entire life on hope....and guess what ?? They living fine.... :)

   Dear Maths, All my life you made me find your X !!! Listen buddy...She's not coming back....So please move on!!! Regards, Frustrated Student

   I've gotta have more people in my life that love my elbows.. .

   Having lived and loved, I can tell you that life is the constant and love is the variable.

   Life is a roller coaster. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.

   been searching and searching all her life, and STILL can't find the yellow brick road!