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X Life is like a box of chocolates...I don't think so! Mine is more like a box of hand grenades...pull the wrong pin and everything goes flying!
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←Rate | 11-03-2010 23:46 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved

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Thursday November 4, 2010 @ 02:37 PM

Haha you guys feel like super losers

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