nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   Sorry U.S. Football/Futball/Soccer team. You just weren't "Ghana" win.

   no wonder the yanks have their own so called "american football" coz they don't know how to play the real football..

   my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts

   - For sale:- One pair of world cup football boots, mint condition, no scuffs, Contact Wayne Rooney for more info.

   Paul the octupus will be a hero if Spain wins the football worldcup!!!

   The Netherlands known for "total footbal" more like "brutal football"!

   wondering, Just how do I get in contact with Paul the octopus during football season?

   Brett Favre retired today from the Minnesota Vikings of the National Football League... In other news, the Sun rose in the east this morning...

   I bet the person who started booty slappin in football was gay

   Pre-season football reminds me of some of my ex's. It's over too soon and it's always boring

   Brett Favre came out of his hole and didn't see his shadow. That means only 5 more weeks until football starts.

   Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?

   It may be Pre-Season Football, but I'm drinking like this game really counts.

   Every top 10 list I've ever seen has at least two entries that are clearly better than number 1... especially when it comes to the preseason College Football poles.

   since football season is officially here, I will celebrate by tackling the sh*t out of stupid people that piss me off!

   I want a job in construction. I want to apply to be that guy who is never doing anything when you drive by slowly because they are merging lanes. this guy can usually be seen holding a cigarette and wearing his football teams logo on his hard hat

   Labor Day marks the beginning of the NFL and college football seasons. Nascar holds the Southern 500. Labor Day marks the last days of Summer. In 2010, the Holiday was cancelled because too many people couldn't remember what it meant to have a job :)

   If your boyfriend isn't ignoring you as much as you'd like him to, suggest he join a few more fantasy football leagues.

   "AND HE WAS JUST A HAIR AWAY FROM GETTING THE SACK!" I love football.

   Today is National "Women Shut Up If your not Talking About Football" Day. GO COWBOYS!!!!!