Markf Funny Status Messages

   wants to point out that real men don't sparkle.

   likes the Hide button so much that he is now working on one for the laundry.

   dreaming of a 'backcolor=#FFFFFF' Christmas.

   would like to see a more man-friendly mall for next Christmas. It needs to have a Home Depot, AutoZone, Bass Pro Shop, Lowe's, Sears, Gander Mtn, Pep Boys, a Longhorn Steakhouse and ESPN radio playing over the christmas tunes.

   heard the bad news that dozens of NYC ambulances are out of service due to snowdrifts piled high in the streets. The good news is there are dozens of lawyers out of service now, too.

   thinking that now that I have a laptop computer, iPhone, GPS and tablet PC, my ADD is actually a positive thing now.

   somehow misplaced his copy of 'Organization for Dummies.'

   wearing his ninja shirt today. It has ninjas all over it, but most people just think it's a blank shirt.

   thinking that now the Government of Egypt has banned all internet traffic, do we just call it Gypt?

   thinks "going to the gym" should mean more than just walking there and then walking home.

   wondering if a butterflies wish they could get a tattoo of a woman on their shoulder.

   read that a new study indicates that 80% of children aged 0 to 5 are already exposed to some computer use. In response to show their concern, Apple Computer has announced the new iCrib to target the remaining 20%.

   longing for the good old days when "Anarchists" were protesting for something other than more government.

   thinks it is hilarious that the Wall St. protestors hate big corporations, wearing their GAP jeans, taking pictures with their Motorola camera phones, and drinking from Dasani water bottles.

   confused. Oh wait, maybe not.

   wants to point out that it's not my fault that I never could learn to accept responsibility.

   thinks that without Analytical Geometry, life is pointless.

   not thinking too much today, therefore I might not be.

   wondering what Hugo Chavez is thinking right about now.

   remembering all those flashbacks from before