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   messageicon Violets are blue, roses are red, I wrote this poem for you so give me some head.
←Rate | 12-22-2012 00:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do some people have a uterus AND a mustache?
←Rate | 12-23-2012 05:08 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think your child is annoying, imagine what I think.
←Rate | 12-27-2012 08:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite Kardashian is the one who dies first.
←Rate | 12-27-2012 08:55 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Slut: If you need 2 different guys to date at the same time, please don't expect me to be one of them.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 09:45 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ever decide to commit suicide by jumping from a building, the least you could do is wear a cape first.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 10:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon First rule of the fight club should be: "Do not eat beans before the fight"
←Rate | 12-29-2012 12:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Actually Ke$ha, I think the rest of us don't want to die young. But you should definitely go ahead without us.
←Rate | 12-30-2012 10:49 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon No pants are the best pants.
←Rate | 12-31-2012 04:09 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some were born to stalk, some were born to be stalked.
←Rate | 12-31-2012 04:24 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm white, but I'm not "have babies on purpose" white.
←Rate | 01-05-2013 11:50 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked my wife if anything was wrong and she said "yes" and I'm completely lost, I've never played the game like this before.
←Rate | 01-05-2013 11:50 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just dismissed my low battery warning while watching a p orn. It's a fight to the finish now.
←Rate | 01-08-2013 12:28 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like big brains and I can not lie.
←Rate | 01-08-2013 13:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon We've got our p orno turned up really loud so the neighbours don't hear us having sex.
←Rate | 01-08-2013 13:22 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody gives a about how amazing your relationship is. You're on Facebook. It can't be that good.
←Rate | 01-09-2013 00:43 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my wife is sleeping I open her handbag, take out my balls, pat them & whisper "I know guys I miss you too" then put them back quietly.
←Rate | 01-09-2013 14:50 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Serious question: do the Kardashians breed like humans or do they lay eggs?
←Rate | 01-09-2013 23:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Researchers say men are 3 times more likely to be the first to say "I love you", than women. In our defence, ladies, we don't mean it
←Rate | 01-11-2013 14:12 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just looked up from my phone. Worst 5 seconds of my life.
←Rate | 01-12-2013 11:33 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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