Funny Status Message #119930

X says why do some people have a uterus AND a mustache?
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# 171176 My wife, whose almost deaf wants a kid. She went to the doctor and he said she has a fissure in her uterus and if she had a baby it's be a miracle. She thought he said she had a fish in her uterus and if she had a baby it's be a mackerel.
# 160169 what the difference between a g@y guy mustache and a straight guy mustache? ... The smell
# 47188 Me: I'm really good at coming up with nicknames for people on the spot, mustache.

←Rate | 12-23-2012 05:08 by Baddie

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