life Funny Status Messages

   You know your life is boring when happy hour is when the kids take a nap.

   Sometimes I wish I could Ctrl, Alt, Delete my life

   I really enjoy that new real-life TV show about the guy who spends his whole day surfing the internet at work while trying to look busy in front of his boss. Oh wait, that's just my average day.

   If I ever come back to life as an appliance, I hope it's not as a refrigerator. I bet it's pretty annoying the way people try to cram all those magnets and pictures on you.

   Blame someone else and get on with your life.

   life is such a fkn rollercoaster then it drops, but what should I scream for? this is my theme park. my mind shine even when my thoughts seem dark.

   Facebook: You already know a person by looking at his/her profile even if you never met or talked to that person in your entire life

   why do we close our eyes when we pray? when we cry? when we dream? when we kiss? cuz we know that most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by the heart.

   Going to look for the meaning of life, first place I'm gunna check is this bottle of vodka

   I have a new lease on life. Month to month. No utilities.

   Sometimes life just needs a good, hard CTRL ALT DELETE.

   stop taking life so seriously, noone is getting out alive anyway...

   In life, it seems the group of people who are easily offended and the group of people who are easily confused tend to be the same group.

   Life lesson # 243- Never try to cut the hair of a 16 month old child without anesthesia.

   In life, it seems the group of people who are easily offended and the group of people who are easily confused tend to be the same group.

   I just heard that Randy Moss is writing his life story. He's only written two chapters and already he's finished an entire box of crayons. :)

   been spendin' most his life livin' in a gangsta paradise...

   In the cookies of life FRIENDS are the chocolate chips

   sometimes, you forgive people simply because you still want them in your life.

   why do boogers hang on to your finger like their life depended on it.