trump Funny Status Messages

   In the event that trump wins tonight I'm offering marriage for Canadian citizenship. Opening bid to start st $50,000.

   I can't wait for Donald Trump to say to Obama "you're fired"

   Who needs help moving to Canada because Trump won, call me. . .

   So walking dead was just a tutorial to survive the Trump presidency.

   Cubs win the World Series, Trump wins the Pressidency..what's next? Me in a stable relationship?...I like those odds

   Show me your birth certificate Donald Trump.

   first day of Trump Preisdency and already racism is spreading. Everyone is talking about how unreliable the Poles are.

   If I were gay Mike Pence would scare me more than Trump...

   I wonder how Donald Trump would feel if some entitled billionaire playboy grabbed one of his daughters by the P word.

   Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.

   People are being paid to protest Trump's election .... Heck .... He's not even President yet and he's already creating Jobs!!!!

   Thousands protest election of Donald Trump in the streets while millions celebrate the election of Donald Trump quietly at home

   i guess Trump is now the apprentice.

   How is America "Great" when in a population of over 300million, the best they could produce was Clinton and Trump to be the World's Police? LOL

   Hillary gotta be a kinda special lover. She lost to a black candidate back in 2008, today to a Trump!

   Club Clinton members are freaking out over Milania Trump moving into the White House, yet they're okay with some gender neutral closet-case using the same restrooms as their daughters.

   Do you think a time travelling Villain travelled back to 2016 and changed the time stream so Donald Trump could get elected?

   Trump wins and farmers get scarily closer to their doeling goats all over the midwest

   Thank you President Elect Trump for your Service in the Military on this Veterans Day.....oh......

   All Trump has to do is legalize weed and all them protesters will be like,"he ain't that bad after all." :)