friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Today is Friday the 13th..not so scary...Oh wait....here comes my ex- I change my statement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia. Heck I'm just afraid of that word.

   From Kim Jong-un's diary: "Friday the 13th, yeah, that will be a good day to test the rocket".

   Anything with Friday in it can't be all bad. Now Monday the 13th, that's another story.

   The only Happy END that I know it's the weekEND

   Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?

   Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.

   If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.

   I went to see a phsycic last weekend and she told me that I would be coming into money. Last night I f*cked a girl named Penny. Spooky or what.???

   The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

   ATTENTION !! Today has just been Upgraded to ... FRISKY FRIDAY !!! Thank you...

   My girlfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because she doesn't exist.

   Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

   It's Friday and I have the directions to Margaritaville!!

   Hey Friday! How ya been buddy?

   I don't know if my stomach is growling cuz I'm hungry or if that's my liver crying cuz it's the weekend.

   ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   According to Facebook, everyone did some really fun things with the kids this weekend and has a dog.

   According to my shattered iPhone screen, I had a pretty awesome weekend.

   This girl just agreed to go on a date with me this weekend. Now I just need to email her my terms and conditions and we are good to go.